Holy shit a megajoule laser, are you fucking kidding?!!?  I wonder how many gold fish you could kill if you lined them all up in a row?  I’m talking about the National Ignition Facility (NIF) that has recently produced the world’s first megajoule laser, which only lasted for a few nanoseconds but is still a milestone for nuclear fusion development.  This is huge people!  Not only for the human race for clean energy but also for Mad Scientists that are planning on taking over the world.  Think about all the power those mad scientists use to power their laboratories, that’s a huge cost, if they had instant fusion their biggest bill would be their cable, which is cool because they could probably cut that too. LASER Channel.

In all seriousness kudos to NIF they’ve done a hell of a job.