So I was searching on the interwebs for Colonel, yes google is my defacto spell checker when I have no idea how to spell a word. Wow that sentence got off track. So yeah, colonel is a fucked up word, like really, who the fuck came up with that spelling.  I think that any pronunciation that starts out with a different letter than the actual word that its spelling just means that word is retarded and should be shot.  Where the fuck was I?  Oh yeah, so I was looking up the word Colonel (where the fuck does the R sound come from?) because some one said “I’m and english Major” and I was trying to make the joke “I’m a British colonel”  but it took me 3 minutes to find the right damn spelling of the word and by that time if I told the joke the other person would have thought I was a retard, for being so slow.

ANYWAY, the whole reason for this rambling is to share my google search result page with you, look who comes up in the recent news section for colonel:

That’s right, Admiral Fucking Ackbar, who’s the retard that thought he was a Colonel? pisses me off that’s what that does.  But still props to Starwars :)